OC#1: To Catch A Predator. Location: The Interwebs

Picture related.

I hate to turn to such a political topic, but yes, it is a very serious topic. Thus, I shall be  engaging in self-censorship as I write this post.

CHRIS HANSEN,

YOU 

ARE 

AWESOME.

"To Catch A Predator" is a start, a wonderful start towards the protection of childrens' rights. You, the honorable Chris Hansen, have saved thousands of minors from persecution. On behalf of the millions of minors on this planet, I would like to sincerely thank you for the effort you have put in to safeguard the future of mankind, although, as we all know, no amount of gratitude is sufficient to reciprocate this wonderful act you have bestowed upon us.

However, sadly, it is not enough. CP (there! I did follow through with my promise, right?! I said CP in place of [CP]! In your face, bitchaz!) is still rampant, and I know why - it's the children themselves!

Normally I'm a pretty liberal person. I don't understand why graffiti is taken so seriously, am for alternative energy, see nukes as a possible, but last-resort, weapon, and thinks sex, of any orientation, should be FFA WITH CONSENT.

This, however, tripped it.

I now know why 4chan's /b/ board has that "age-restriction" thing. (Oh crap, broke rules 1 & 2 again.) It's not because of the rampant distribution of Playboy centerfolds, but rather, to safeguard us fellow (and hopefully with some common sense) minors from emotional trauma upon finding out some minor is selling giving herself free online, clueless as to the possible implications.

Here's the proof! (It's CENSORED, for fuck's sake!)

Crap. Text is not visible.

Never mind, just cut up the original image and post it in four parts...

(And in case you were wondering, the black "MORALLY OBJECTIONABLE MATERIAL" boxes are superimposed by ME, and not user-generated content. I do not intend to get busted for all the wrong reasons, and I don't want to turn all of you into lusty pedobears and begin stalking kids, paring them and then spreading some bullshit message about child protection, dipshit.)

(And neither should you. Some links are visible, but I have embedded a stock line of code in the post itself that will track the IPs of anyone who goes to any of these sites, as well as this blog. I will know, pedobears.)

(The only reason I intend to make this visible is to expose the blatant abuse of the interwebs, not to give people free links. I do not want to encourage suppression of media for other reasons, so I shall not do it here.)

 

 

Pedobears take note: At last check, this thread, along with all images, and the streaming link included (some live-stream thing) have 404'd. 

Tough. I still have evidence.

There were 2 threads on this topic initially, but one 404'd before I got a screenshot. However, I managed to salvage an image from the thread.  (And NO, I DID NOT TAKE THE GOD-DAMNED IMAGE, SO STOP BLASTING ME WITH FUCKING ACCUSATIONS OF POSSESSION AND DISTRIBUTION OF [CP]! AS I WILL MENTION, THIS DOES NOT FIT THE MOLD OF WHAT IS CONSIDERED [CP], SO DON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.)

Have a look. How old do you think the girl is? Eight, nine? Probably a third-grader, perhaps?

(I suck at identifying age, but it certainly looks under-10.)

This is the problem. Sex ed classes, by school policy, start in fifth grade. This kid almost certainly did not get the message. Several 5:04 comments, well... encourage [CP], and the girl is blindly complying with what I can only say comes very close to - no, IS - Secret-Stash material. (This post was meant for the main body.) Fingers in a bodily orifice... this sounds highly suggestive, and you can see from the image the child has no idea what it was supposed to mean; she carries on with a ditzy expression and that "thousand-mile stare" look.

(I'm being liberal here and assuming the choice of finger has nothing to do with the topic. Flipping your partner off during passionate sex is NOT recommended.)

Even though her UStream account has long 404'd (i.e. stopped broadcasting - the page's still there) I salvaged some comments around the time it went down. She was off air and there was a huge backlog of comments.

Some names have been highlighted; accorduing to some guy on Youtube, these were the supposed pedobears.

6:33 Jakey_19: actually im from /c/ and /w/

6:33 xPHRESHPRINCEx: CHEEMO NEEDED

6:33 maya258: why did you go to /b/?

6:33 RockerDudeLe: HAS ANYONE FOUND HER?

6:33 moralhighground: I read the link, and now I'm on here, to try to protect someone from /b/

6:33 shiftkun: from /fa/ and /r9k/ lol

6:33 rprlvin: cancer is slowly creeping

6:33 thegrapistx1: its a raid

6:33 Jakey_19: friend linked me

6:33 moralhighground: she is just a kid

3:33 DatBass: Aww, look at the little superhero

3:33 orangeapplepear: she never got naked

3:33 DatBass: off

3:33 Jakey_19: I never went to /b/

3:33 orangeapplepear: she never did anything sexual

3:33 shiftkun: I thought she was just being cte though :o

3:33 orangeapplepear: she never did anythign wrong

3:34 thegrapistx1: in other words somehow we got link up into her

3:34 anon57686: this isn't hurting her in any way

3:34 bulbasauur: Yeah, she did.

3:34 thegrapistx1: from 4chan

3:34 orangeapplepear: no she didnt.

3:34 thewhat54: moralfags

3:34 thewhat54: go die

3:34 thewhat54: niggots

3:34 leg4444: so new channel

3:34 Jakey_19: lol

3:34 lolercon: Immoralfags

3:34 DatBass: >niggots

3:34 DatBass: lmao

3:34 lolercon: go die

3:34 lolercon:

3:34 thegrapistx1: u mad?

3:34 bulbasauur: How is her sucking her fingers for your enjoyment not sexual?

3:34 Tony3645: she lifted up her shirt and exposed herself

3:34 pubfun: how about we all just go to stickam and ?

3:34 xPHRESHPRINCEx: i regret the day i went to /b/ my mind will never recover *violin* :'(

3:34 moralhighground: I know she didn't do anything wrong. She was trying to be good.

3:34 bulbasauur: Or showing her legs.

3:34 lolercon: nah brah

3:34 pubfun: (4chan)

3:34 thegrapistx1: HATERS GUNNA HATE

3:34 orangeapplepear: she showed legs for one of her youtube fans

3:34 moralhighground: Stop trying to corrupt a kid and then act like it's all a game

3:34 anon57686: wait, so you're saying wearing shorts is sexual?

3:34 xPHRESHPRINCEx: whos mad

3:34 DatBass: I lick my lips in ectsasy

3:34 DatBass: making me so hot

3:35 shiftkun: dude...

3:35 orangeapplepear: wow.

3:35 anonn57686: f

3:35 pubfun: moral is a

3:35 thegrapistx1: its a question

3:35 orangeapplepear: lets read into things?

3:35 Troy2312: u mad?

3:35 lolercon: Pedos gonna pedo

3:35 thewhat54: why the are we discussing this

3:35 orangeapplepear: make everything sexual?

3:35 teh_white_knight: did you guys get abused as children?

3:35 thegrapistx1: why u mad though?

3:35 Jakey_19: bulbasauur....ur never gonna get your point across to them

3:35 thewhat54: if there's nothing to fap to

3:35 anonn57686: I did yes.

3:35 thewhat54: upload some videos

3:35 bulbasauur: Clearly.

3:35 rprlvin: ¢

3:35 Scarekrow: parents gonna be irresponsible

3:35 RockerDudeLe: she was just trying to talk with us guys please she is what, 8 years old she just wanted attention and maybe some friwnds :(

3:35 Jakey_19: so why bother

3:35 bulbasauur: But, like I said.

3:35 bulbasauur: Social Worker.

3:35 Jakey_19: oh

3:35 pubfun: SHOE ON HEAD!

3:35 bulbasauur: I feel obligated.

3:35 anon57686: you should be fired

3:35 Jakey_19: oh righto then

3:35 moralhighground: I do too

3:35 anon57686: and then shot

3:35 orangeapplepear: bulbasaur you just got here

3:35 orangeapplepear: you dont have any word

3:35 anonn57686: You should feel like a peice of  

3:35 lolercon: Most people do bulbasaur

3:35 RockerDudeLe: she was just trying to talk with us guys please she is what, 8 years old she just wanted attention and maybe some friwnds :(

3:35 thegrapistx1: i never got shoe on head

3:35 DatBass: I ficked my babysitter when I was 4

3:35 DatBass: and now I fap when I think aobu tit

3:35 Troy2312: lol

3:35 thegrapistx1: cool story bro

3:36 Jakey_19: lol

3:36 anonn57686: lmao

3:36 Tony3645: she did put her shoe on head

3:36 thewhat54: nice name you gave ur hand

3:36 thegrapistx1: then whers screencap?

3:36 DatBass: true story, bro

3:36 Tony3645: Way in the begginning, along with her lifting up her shirt

3:36 xPHRESHPRINCEx: karma sortof caught up to hitler it cant happen to me tho right

3:36 lolhime: anyone have vids?

3:36 Owned4Chan: with an 8 yr old

3:36 Troy2312: Epis saga, luke

3:36 anon57686: there was a cap of shoe on head in the thread

3:36 Owned4Chan: what a new low

3:36 Troy2312: Epic saga, Luke

3:36 DatBass: she has a youtube

3:36 teh_white_knight: no you will die horribly within the month gaurenteed 

3:36 Owned4Chan: you need a girlfriend

3:36 DatBass: if anyone wants

------------ Break. I was AFK. ------------

3:39 teh_white_knight: cp lovers = guys who are too insecure for real mature women

3:39 anon57686: oh no not my ip

3:39 lolhime: what is clamtxt

3:40 lolercon: 4chan logs ip's

3:40 anonomush: SHES BAKKK clamtxt. com/?r=5652

3:40 anon57686: i'll get vanned for watching a stream

3:40 Owned4Chan: apparently you dont understand what an ip is

3:40 orangeapplepear: shes not clam

3:40 orangeapplepear: shes on ustream

3:40 donkeypunch4: ok sickos, take it to zerochan cake and go away

3:40 rprlvin: teh_white_knight = guy who wont stfu

3:40 DatBass: IT'S SIMPLE REALLY.  WE KILL THE BATMAN

3:40 Jakey_19: lol

3:40 Jakey_19: no

3:40 Jakey_19: dont kill him

3:40 Troy2312: mother of god

3:40 lolhime: WE KILL OPRAH! 

3:40 lolercon: OPRAH

3:40 Dduke: fukn lol'd, guys

3:40 lolercon: KILL OPRAH

3:40 RockerDudeLe: yeah oprah

3:40 xPHRESHPRINCEx: at the end of the day your words went thru one ear and out my

3:40 teh_white_knight: rplvin = who needs to get laid

3:40 Jakey_19: god dont have a mother

3:40 Troy2312: o rly?

3:40 RockerDudeLe: shes a bit ch

3:41 rprlvin: lol kid nice comeback

3:41 lolercon: Zach is the new King

3:41 lolercon: He shall replace Oprah

3:41 teh_white_knight: why else would you fap to 8 year olds?

3:41 rprlvin: white knights, white knights everywhere

3:41 xPHRESHPRINCEx: internet tough guy is tough

3:41 lolhime: for the lulz obviously 

3:41 rprlvin: < didnt fat

3:41 soombie: o.o

3:41 rprlvin: fap

3:41 donkeypunch4: ZEROCHAN

3:41 Dduke: i sure as hell didnt fat

3:41 DatBass: ZEROCHAN?

3:42 teh_white_knight: ever have a real women? ... do we need to have a talk ? spill it out buddy /b/ is listening

3:42 DatBass: IS THERE SEA PEE?

3:42 lolhime: why are you here in the first place white knight?

3:42 lolercon: Cerbal pasly ?

3:42 rprlvin: well one time i did it with a mature woman but i forgot her name white knight whats your moms first name again?

3:42 a122165: so is there a new page or not?

3:42 DatBass: white nights actually want cp

3:42 DatBass: they're just giganticfaggots

3:42 orangeapplepear: new page, yes.

3:42 lolercon: CP here

3:42 orangeapplepear: sharing it with you guys? no.

3:42 anon57686: lol

3:42 teh_white_knight: good one ... mom jokes are great 

3:42 xPHRESHPRINCEx: whiteknight CAME from /b/ pun most def intended

3:43 a122165: obvious troll is obvious

3:43 lolercon: only say pun intended

3:43 rprlvin: sneaky troll is sneaky

3:44 RockerDudeLe: is she live yet?

3:44 xPHRESHPRINCEx: pun intented

3:44 Dduke: no

3:44 orangeapplepear: shes not live tho, it wont let her enable her cam.

3:44 RockerDudeLe: that... sucks

3:44 orangeapplepear: bye

3:44 RockerDudeLe: but she is on the chat

3:44 chaosdestro0: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

3:44 lolercon: chat where

3:44 a122165: shes not on this chat

3:44 xPHRESHPRINCEx: punintendedpunintendedpunintendedpunintendedpunintendedpunintendedpunintendedpunintendedpunintendedpunintendedpunintendedpunintendedpunintendedpunintendedpunintendedpunintendedpunintendedpunintendedpu

3:44 RockerDudeLe: yes

3:45 a122165: uhh no

3:45 lolercon: Bad troll is bad

3:45 RockerDudeLe: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:45 anon57686: oh hey found her

3:45 DatBass: I can't find her on clam text

3:45 CaptainCaramba: Cherry, are you there ?

3:45 lolercon: Now this is a story

3:45 a122165: i am following her, it would show her name in the user list if she was on

3:45 RockerDudeLe: YES IM HERE

3:45 lolercon: All about how

3:45 DatBass: all bout now

3:45 RockerDudeLe: IM CHERRY HEHEHEHHE

3:45 RockerDudeLe: shes obviously not

3:45 xPHRESHPRINCEx: my life got flipped turned upside down

3:45 DatBass: ROCKER, ALLOW ME TO PENETRATE YOUR ORIFICE

3:45 DatBass: TOO LATE

3:45 Dduke:  

3:45 lolercon: my life got flipped down upside down

3:46 xPHRESHPRINCEx: :=====D------:'(

3:46 RockerDudeLe: yeah im sure you are into mthat type of things DATBASS

3:46 RockerDudeLe:

3:46 Dduke: "flipped down upside down" wat

3:46 lolercon: and i'd liek to take a minute

3:46 lolhime: missoohlalaa

3:46 lolhime: troll her

3:46 lolercon: I know it was wrong kik

3:46 lolercon: lol

3:46 rprlvin: quick poll

3:46 rprlvin: if your 50

3:46 rprlvin: would you a 20 year old?

3:47 lolercon: I'm over 900 cycles old

3:47 lolercon: 9000

3:47 RockerDudeLe: yes

3:47 RockerDudeLe: if shes hot

3:47 rprlvin: im over 9000 whats your point?

3:47 xPHRESHPRINCEx: cake is non-existent im out gl on the cp hunt and keep gobbling balls moralfaggewts

3:47 teh_white_knight: 20 old has matured /thread

3:47 lolercon: Feels good bra

3:48 rprlvin: umadbro?

3:48 SuperHerpes: .  /channel/adrianna-emily

3:48 DatBass: stop

3:48 DatBass: that's not her

3:48 DatBass: u liar

3:48 RockerDudeLe: where is she??????????????

3:48 Jakey_19: trolllllll

3:48 DatBass: i require loli nourishment

3:49 Jakey_19: idfk -_-

3:49 Tony3645: dude what was her email

3:49 RockerDudeLe:   Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends  lol

3:49 donkeypunch4: ?

3:50 anon57686: obvious troll etc

3:50 RockerDudeLe: -.-

3:50 donkeypunch4: cake is real, zerochan org

3:50 DatBass: i'm going flaccid

3:50 teh_white_knight: she went to bed... i flagged her other channal .. her cam isnt working now so we should all just crawl back to /b/ and do something productive like how we helped zach out

3:50 DatBass: i may just settle for standard cp

3:50 DatBass: sigh

3:50 anon57686: yeah, i totally believe you helped with that

3:50 rprlvin: lol shall i start a thread going that will be 404d in less than 5 mins?

3:50 Jakey_19: DatBass...really no-one wants to know about ur alright

3:50 RockerDudeLe: well i think thats it guys

I had no part in this conversation whatsoever.

One day later, more comments.

7:36 RockerDudeLe: idk man but thats gross

7:37 Dduke: Hah, 404.

7:37 RockerDudeLe: lol about time

7:37 Dduke: Mods failing.

7:42 RockerDudeLe: man im outta here

7:42 RockerDudeLe: its 5:42 for me

7:43 RockerDudeLe: peace man ill be here tommorow or today lol

8:19 a122165: wow there are still people in here?

8:19 a122165: did she ever make a new account?

6:40 angelo1991: was this that 8 year old girl?

Check back for updates on the situation. This is a rather shocking case and I'm tracking it.

South Park Fans Get Your Fix HERE

(Moved from the main blog)

1997

0101 Cartman Gets An Anal Probe

0102 Weight Gain 4000
Animation a bit weird, but all early SP episodes are. Pretty damn clean.

0103 Volcano

0104 Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

0105 An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig

0106 Death
Just random. I really don't know what to say.

0107 Pinkeye

0108 Starvin' Marvin

0109 Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo

1998

0110 Damien

0111 Tom's Rhinoplasty
Animation cleared up, similar to later seasons. Enjoyable. Quite clean in my opinion, though some of you may beg to differ.

0112 Mecha-Streisand

0113 Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut

0201 Terrance And Philip In Not Without My Anus

0202 Cartman's Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut

0203 Chickenlover

0204 Ike's Wee Wee
Not too bad as episodes go, though some portions are a bit confusing.

0205 Conjoined Fetus Lady

0206 The Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka

0207 City On The Edge Of Forever
One word: RANDOM. Bus ride + Flashbacks + Ice cream + Double dreams = 22 minutes of flying construction paper.

0208 Summer Sucks

0209 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

0210 Chickenpox
Nice. Graphics may be slightly offensive.

0211 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods

0212 Clubhouses

0213 Cow Days

0214 Chef Aid

0215 Spookyfish

0216 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson

0217 Gnomes

1999

0218 Prehistoric Ice Man

0301 Rainforest Schmainforest
The greatest episode before 2000. Period.

0302 Spontaneous Combustion

0303 The Succumbus

0304 Jackovasaurus

0305 Tweek Vs Craig

0306 Sexual Harassment Panda

0307 Cat Orgy
What the sh*t?

0308 Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub

0309 Jewbilee

0310 Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

0311 Chinpokomon

0312 Hooked On Monkey Fonics

0313 Starvin' Marvin In Space

0314 The Red Badge Of Gayness

0315 Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

0316 Are You There God It's Me Jesus

2000

0317 Worldwide Recorder Concert

0401 The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000

0402 Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

0403 Timmy 2000

0404 Quintuplets 2000

0405 Cartman Joins NAMBLA

0406 Cherokee Hair Tampons

0407 Chef Goes Nanners
A pretty good episode. The way Chef fights a symbol of the time when the Negros were not free is interesting. The subplot is EPIC RANDOM.

0408 Fingerbang

0409 Do The Handicapped Go To Hell?

0410 Probably

0411 4th Grade

0412 Trapper Keeper

0413 Helen Keller: The Musical

0414 Pip
Lame. I'd rather read the novel.

0415 Fat Camp

0416 The Wacky Molestation Adventure

0417 A Very Crappy Christmas

2001

0501 It Hits The Fan
Nice. Just nice. 161 uncensored "sh*t"s (not the quoted 162 - sh*t #149 was added by mistake) in 22 minutes.

0502 Cripple Fight

0503 Super Best Friends

0504 Scott Tenorman Must Die

0505 Behind The Blow

0506 Cartmanland

0507 Proper Condom Use
Shocking. Just shocking. I still cannot get over this episode - almost as extreme as Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset and much more explicit than your regular soft porn video. (Not to say I watch soft porn.)

0508 Towelie

0509 Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

0510 How To Eat With Your Butt

0511 The Entity

0512 Here Comes The Neighbourhood

0513 Kenny Dies
Brilliant how they attack stem-cell bans. I have to agree with this episode - not that we should make Shakey's out of stem cells, but that for all the ills it brings, it can benefit us in the long run. Not very disturbing.

0514 Butters' Very Own Episode
Combine a gay bathhouse, a hypochondriac mother and that Butters-thingy character, and you get this. Pretty damn explicit. Not too bad though.

2002

0601 Jared Has Aides

0602 Asspen

0603 Freak Strike

0604 Fun With Veal

0605 The New Terrance & Philip Movie Trailer

0606 Professor Chaos

0607 Simpsons Already Did It

0608 Red Hot Catholic Love
O...kay. What the hell am I supposed to say... hm... apart from it being extremely graphic and offensive... hm...

0609 Free Hat

0610 Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Nice. Bloody scenes included.

0611 Child Abduction Is Not Funny

0612 A Ladder To Heaven

0613 The Return Of The Fellowship Of The Ring To The Two Towers
A chilling example of how childhood innocence can backfire - horribly. Adult talk, but no gore.

0614 The Death Camp Of Tolerance

0615 The Biggest Douche In The Universe

0616 My Future Self N' Me

0617 Red Sleigh Down
Not bad. Arabs, take note: you may find this slightly offensive.

2003

0701 Cancelled

0702 Krazy Kripples

0703 Toilet Paper

0704 I'm A Little Bit Country

0705 Fat Butt And Pancake Head

0706 Lil' Crime Stoppers

0707 Red Man's Greed

0708 South Park Is Gay!
OK, somebody explain this episode to me. Metrosexuals, then crab people, then a bunch of housewives on a killing spree. What the hell is going on?

0709 Christian Rock Hard

0710 Grey Dawn

0711 Casa Bonita

0712 All About The Mormons?

0713 Butt Out

0714 Raisins
Pedophiles, take note. This should keep you going for quite a while. Rather obscene. Plot was OK.

0715 It's Christmas In Canada

2004

0801 Good Times With Weapons

0802 Up The Down Steroid

0803 The Passion Of The Jew

0804 You Got F'd In The A
This episode makes the rest of the season 8A episodes look like crap. Really damn good.

0805 AWESOME-O
Seriously, what the f*ck?

0806 The Jeffersons

0807 Goobacks

0808 Douche And Turd

0809 Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

0810 Pre-School

0811 Quest For Ratings
Interesting how the creators can turn a lack of ideas into a great one. One of the greatest I have seen so far. Some disturbing scenes, but not really much to affect the episode.

0812 Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
The plot was great. When I watched it though, I found much of the episode (especially the graphics) rather, how should I say it, disturbing. A pink tube top that is probably 1" thick at best is a bit extreme in my opinion. Pedophiles, take note. If not for the visuals, this episode would be a winner.

0813 Cartman's Incredible Gift

0814 Woodland Critter Christmas

2005

0901 Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

0902 Die Hippie, Die

0903 Wing

0904 Best Friends Forever

0905 The Losing Edge
Very interesting episode. 100% crystal clean.

0906 The Death Of Eric Cartman

0907 Erection Day
Quite disturbing. The plot is OK.

0908 Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
Kind of makes you want to reflect the next time you buy that $29.99 bike down at K-Mart. Clean.

0909 Marjorine
Interesting for a start. Blood and gore complimentary.

0910 Follow That Egg!
The subplot is pretty good. Expect guns, but no gore.

0911 Ginger Kids
Though not a ginger, I still find the beginning rather offensive. Alright.

0912 Trapped In the Closet

0913 Free Willyzx

0914 Bloody Mary

2006

1001 The Return Of Chef

1002 Smug Alert!

1003 Cartoon Wars Part I

1004 Cartoon Wars Part II

1005 A Million Little Fibers

1006 Manbearpig

1007 Tsst

1008 Make Love Not Warcraft
Two words: UBER PWNAGE. 

1009 The Mystery Of The Urinal Deuce

1010 Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy

1011 Hell On Earth 2006

1012 Go God Go

1013 Go God Go XII

1014 Stanley's Cup

2007

1101 With Apologies To Jesse Jackson

1102 Cartman Sucks

1103 Lice Capades

1104 The Snuke

1105 Fantastic Easter Special

1106 D-Yikes!
I... really... don't... know... what... to... say.
Mexicans - good, clean fun.
Persians - dumb, lame, graphic, offensive.

1107 Night Of The Living Homeless

1108 Le Petit Tourette

1109 More Crap

1110 Imaginationland Episode I

1111 Imaginationland Episode II

1112 Imaginationland Episode III

1113 Guitar Queer-O

1114 The List

2008

1201 Tonsil Trouble

1202 Britney's New Look

1203 Major Boobage
I don't understand what the "S" sub-rating was for. Sure, the rotoscopers may have taken it a bit too far, but if you ask me, it is Proper Condom Use and Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset that deserve the rating.Overall, the greatest episode of all time. Period.

1204 Canada On Strike

1205 Eek, A Penis!

1206 Over Logging
NICE.

1207 Super Fun Time
Super random episode. The people who take the Pioneer Village hostage robbed a Burger King. WTF?

1208 The China Probrem
Seems offensive, but not really. I am Chinese, and I felt fine after watching it. Pretty good, especially the shooting bits.

1209 Breast Cancer Show Ever
Too much violence and gore for my taste. The underwear bit was nice.

1210 Pandemic

1211 Pandemic 2: The Startling

1212 About Last Night

1213 Elementary School Musical

1214 The Ungroundable

2009

1301 The Ring
Offensive to some, but should be okay. I just hope Mickey doesn't sue them for libel.

1302 The Coon

1303 Margaritaville

1304 Eat, Pray, Queef

1305 Fishsticks
Fishd!cks. Good one.

1306 Pinewood Derby

1307 Fatbeard

1308 Dead Celebrities

1309 Butters' Bottom Bitch
Pretty good for a SP episode. No steamy scenes, but the episode covers some very disturbing issues.

1310 WTF
Yes. WTF?

1311 Whale Whores

1312 The F Word

1313 Dances With Smurfs

1314 Pee

2010

New episodes air March 17 2010

Refugee #2 - YF4006K804TD

NOTE: IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE PARENTS TELEVISION COUNCIL (PTC), WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SAY MAY BE CONTRARY TO YOUR IDEAS OF RESPONSIBLE PARENTING. YOU ARE STRONGLY ENCOURAGED TO READ ON, THOUGH.

(This is a continuation of Crapping Issues #1, so I assume you have read that post.)

You have heard of the V-chip, the Family and Consumer Act of 2007, the $550 000 fine slapped on Viacom for the "Nipplegate" scandal (that I do not wish to elaborate). According to you PTC folks, these methods are effective at weeding out profanity among children. I have to agree. The V-chip, especially, is indeed quite effective. However, the answer does not lie in shielding our kids from this stuff. Instead, it is much more simple.

It is one of the most outrageous movies ever made. It holds a Guinness World Record for profanity in an animated film (a total of 399 swear words). Almost completely banned in the Islamic world and a lot of other places, this movie is NOT the answer - rather its hidden message. The movie, released in 1999, is called South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.

No, I do not recommend that you let your kids watch this. I have watched this and I really do not know what to think. Insanely funny, but there are bound to be a lot of people who will walk out in utter shock - how can a cartoon be so bad? Keep anyone below 12 away from this tape at all times. As an adult, though, go ahead and look through it. Pay attention to the plot - don't let the swear words piss you off so much that you stop the tape 15 minutes in - you won't learn anything.

Now go. Get a VHS or whatever and start watching.

I SAID GO.
















































GO, GODDAMMIT!














































Done? Okay, good.

You may have noticed some rather interesting plot details. After our boys (carried forward from the TV show this movie is based on) sneak into a film that just happens to be just Canadian actors clocking 30 "f*ck"s per minute, their moms find out. And believe it or not, the group convinces the government to declare war on Canada. Overkill, really.

Go and watch the rest of the tape if you haven't already...







































Done? Alrighty then.

As you have noticed, practically everything north of the Mexican border is being blasted to bits. War has broken out. And whose fault is it? The parents. One overenthusiastic parent goes at the source, but apparently Satan had something else on his mind. After that particular parent shoots the Canadian actors dead, he comes up and wrecks havoc.

Okay, I believe you may have gotten the hidden message. If not, compare it to one of the lines in the episode "Proper Condom Use":

Parents, it is your responsibility to teach your children right from wrong, not the broadcasters. They have their TV Parental Guidelines, and that should help. However, should they come across profanity or such, they will not know how to differentiate right from wrong if you do not teach them beforehand. Teach them right from wrong. That's all you can do.

Thank you and good luck.

Refugee #1 - AZ0859U265HD

 (I know this post is horribly screwed up so pardon me.)

Season 14 Of South Park begins in about two months from now. You may be thinking that I am completely out of my mind, being a fan of such a "morally repulsive" show. However, there is more to South Park than just MA-rated jokes. So before we start bullsh*tting each other on the C-Box which should be on your right, let me cut to the chase.

There is a reason each episode is made in 6 days. That includes brainstorming, scriptwriting, voicing, animation and having the staff bicker at each other over which texture to use for the curry Cartman made of the bones and meat of a 9th grader's parents. Sounds very rushed, yes. But this makes for quick response time. For example, as the 2008 elections were coming up, the crew decided to make an episode out of it. After Obama was declared the winner, a few final tweaks and barely 22 hours after Obama's victory speech, Episode 1212 - About Last Night premiered on the East Coast. And you've got to admit, it is one of the greatest episodes I've seen in a long time.

And before you accuse the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, of spreading false rumors about Obama, McCain, Palin and whoever was featured in the episode and making pornography freely available to the masses, let me get two things straight:

1. Nobody is spared in South Park. About Last Night is called political satire. None of this is supposed to be taken for real. Also, whether you're 85 seconds or 85 years old, drawing billions or hundreds of dollars a year, fat or thin, white, black, gay, straight, communist, capitalist, conservative, liberal, Canadian, Mexican, Chinese, Christian, Muslim, Mormon or whatever, you are not safe. So just laugh it off.

2. This is an animated show. And it's not even done with rotoscoping. Try making pornography with scissors, glue and construction paper. Tough, right?

If you've watched About Last Night, you will notice that the show presented some facts you may have overlooked. Did you notice the unusually brutal campaign and the resulting media coverage until you watched the show? New perspectives can be seen and these new perspectives may help you (how you want them to help is up to you). Current events are also touched upon - heavily. Like the Jonas Brothers concert that bombed at the box office in The Ring (1301), the Terri Schiavo case in Best Friends Forever (0904) and stem-cell research in Kenny Dies (0513).

I would like to touch upon the latter episode. Personally I'm in favor of stem-cell research, so this may be a bit biased, but to the opponents of stem-cell research, this research will benefit you in the long run. Why do we eat meat? To get adequate nutrition. If something can further improve your health without killing you, why not? Opponents of stem-cell research will say this method of research is cruel. Not as cruel as the million of animals slaughtered every year to meet our demands.

However, us proponents of stem-cell research must also be aware that there are people who take offence to thus form of research. Try not to piss them off too much.

Well, I've survived my first post.

A Continuation of Random Crap #4

OK, so I assume that you have read the post 'Random Crap #4' in my main blog. As I mentioned, a rather offensive "quote" appeared about 15 minutes after the one in the main post. I do not have a picture of it, so I'll just give the "quote" as it is:

"Jean Louise Finch! Get off Calpurnia now! It's my turn!" (Atticus)

And just to prove that the "quote" was legit: