(Moved from the main blog)
1997
0101 Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
0102 Weight Gain 4000
Animation a bit weird, but all early SP episodes are. Pretty damn clean.
0103 Volcano
0104 Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
0105 An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig
0106 Death
Just random. I really don't know what to say.
0107 Pinkeye
0108 Starvin' Marvin
0109 Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo
1998
0110 Damien
0111 Tom's Rhinoplasty
Animation cleared up, similar to later seasons. Enjoyable. Quite clean in my opinion, though some of you may beg to differ.
0112 Mecha-Streisand
0113 Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut
0201 Terrance And Philip In Not Without My Anus
0202 Cartman's Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut
0203 Chickenlover
0204 Ike's Wee Wee
Not too bad as episodes go, though some portions are a bit confusing.
0205 Conjoined Fetus Lady
0206 The Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka
0207 City On The Edge Of Forever
One word: RANDOM. Bus ride + Flashbacks + Ice cream + Double dreams = 22 minutes of flying construction paper.
0208 Summer Sucks
0209 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
0210 Chickenpox
Nice. Graphics may be slightly offensive.
0211 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods
0212 Clubhouses
0213 Cow Days
0214 Chef Aid
0215 Spookyfish
0216 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
0217 Gnomes
1999
0218 Prehistoric Ice Man
0301 Rainforest Schmainforest
The greatest episode before 2000. Period.
0302 Spontaneous Combustion
0303 The Succumbus
0304 Jackovasaurus
0305 Tweek Vs Craig
0306 Sexual Harassment Panda
0307 Cat Orgy
What the sh*t?
0308 Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub
0309 Jewbilee
0310 Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
0311 Chinpokomon
0312 Hooked On Monkey Fonics
0313 Starvin' Marvin In Space
0314 The Red Badge Of Gayness
0315 Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics
0316 Are You There God It's Me Jesus
2000
0317 Worldwide Recorder Concert
0401 The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000
0402 Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
0403 Timmy 2000
0404 Quintuplets 2000
0405 Cartman Joins NAMBLA
0406 Cherokee Hair Tampons
0407 Chef Goes Nanners
A pretty good episode. The way Chef fights a symbol of the time when the Negros were not free is interesting. The subplot is EPIC RANDOM.
0408 Fingerbang
0409 Do The Handicapped Go To Hell?
0410 Probably
0411 4th Grade
0412 Trapper Keeper
0413 Helen Keller: The Musical
0414 Pip
Lame. I'd rather read the novel.
0415 Fat Camp
0416 The Wacky Molestation Adventure
0417 A Very Crappy Christmas
2001
0501 It Hits The Fan
Nice. Just nice. 161 uncensored "sh*t"s (not the quoted 162 - sh*t #149 was added by mistake) in 22 minutes.
0502 Cripple Fight
0503 Super Best Friends
0504 Scott Tenorman Must Die
0505 Behind The Blow
0506 Cartmanland
0507 Proper Condom Use
Shocking. Just shocking. I still cannot get over this episode - almost as extreme as Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset and much more explicit than your regular soft porn video. (Not to say I watch soft porn.)
0508 Towelie
0509 Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
0510 How To Eat With Your Butt
0511 The Entity
0512 Here Comes The Neighbourhood
0513 Kenny Dies
Brilliant how they attack stem-cell bans. I have to agree with this episode - not that we should make Shakey's out of stem cells, but that for all the ills it brings, it can benefit us in the long run. Not very disturbing.
0514 Butters' Very Own Episode
Combine a gay bathhouse, a hypochondriac mother and that Butters-thingy character, and you get this. Pretty damn explicit. Not too bad though.
2002
0601 Jared Has Aides
0602 Asspen
0603 Freak Strike
0604 Fun With Veal
0605 The New Terrance & Philip Movie Trailer
0606 Professor Chaos
0607 Simpsons Already Did It
0608 Red Hot Catholic Love
O...kay. What the hell am I supposed to say... hm... apart from it being extremely graphic and offensive... hm...
0609 Free Hat
0610 Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Nice. Bloody scenes included.
0611 Child Abduction Is Not Funny
0612 A Ladder To Heaven
0613 The Return Of The Fellowship Of The Ring To The Two Towers
A chilling example of how childhood innocence can backfire - horribly. Adult talk, but no gore.
0614 The Death Camp Of Tolerance
0615 The Biggest Douche In The Universe
0616 My Future Self N' Me
0617 Red Sleigh Down
Not bad. Arabs, take note: you may find this slightly offensive.
2003
0701 Cancelled
0702 Krazy Kripples
0703 Toilet Paper
0704 I'm A Little Bit Country
0705 Fat Butt And Pancake Head
0706 Lil' Crime Stoppers
0707 Red Man's Greed
0708 South Park Is Gay!
OK, somebody explain this episode to me. Metrosexuals, then crab people, then a bunch of housewives on a killing spree. What the hell is going on?
0709 Christian Rock Hard
0710 Grey Dawn
0711 Casa Bonita
0712 All About The Mormons?
0713 Butt Out
0714 Raisins
Pedophiles, take note. This should keep you going for quite a while. Rather obscene. Plot was OK.
0715 It's Christmas In Canada
2004
0801 Good Times With Weapons
0802 Up The Down Steroid
0803 The Passion Of The Jew
0804 You Got F'd In The A
This episode makes the rest of the season 8A episodes look like crap. Really damn good.
0805 AWESOME-O
Seriously, what the f*ck?
0806 The Jeffersons
0807 Goobacks
0808 Douche And Turd
0809 Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
0810 Pre-School
0811 Quest For Ratings
Interesting how the creators can turn a lack of ideas into a great one. One of the greatest I have seen so far. Some disturbing scenes, but not really much to affect the episode.
0812 Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
The plot was great. When I watched it though, I found much of the episode (especially the graphics) rather, how should I say it, disturbing. A pink tube top that is probably 1" thick at best is a bit extreme in my opinion. Pedophiles, take note. If not for the visuals, this episode would be a winner.
0813 Cartman's Incredible Gift
0814 Woodland Critter Christmas
2005
0901 Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
0902 Die Hippie, Die
0903 Wing
0904 Best Friends Forever
0905 The Losing Edge
Very interesting episode. 100% crystal clean.
0906 The Death Of Eric Cartman
0907 Erection Day
Quite disturbing. The plot is OK.
0908 Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
Kind of makes you want to reflect the next time you buy that $29.99 bike down at K-Mart. Clean.
0909 Marjorine
Interesting for a start. Blood and gore complimentary.
0910 Follow That Egg!
The subplot is pretty good. Expect guns, but no gore.
0911 Ginger Kids
Though not a ginger, I still find the beginning rather offensive. Alright.
0912 Trapped In the Closet
0913 Free Willyzx
0914 Bloody Mary
2006
1001 The Return Of Chef
1002 Smug Alert!
1003 Cartoon Wars Part I
1004 Cartoon Wars Part II
1005 A Million Little Fibers
1006 Manbearpig
1007 Tsst
1008 Make Love Not Warcraft
Two words: UBER PWNAGE.
1009 The Mystery Of The Urinal Deuce
1010 Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy
1011 Hell On Earth 2006
1012 Go God Go
1013 Go God Go XII
1014 Stanley's Cup
2007
1101 With Apologies To Jesse Jackson
1102 Cartman Sucks
1103 Lice Capades
1104 The Snuke
1105 Fantastic Easter Special
1106 D-Yikes!
I... really... don't... know... what... to... say.
Mexicans - good, clean fun.
Persians - dumb, lame, graphic, offensive.
1107 Night Of The Living Homeless
1108 Le Petit Tourette
1109 More Crap
1110 Imaginationland Episode I
1111 Imaginationland Episode II
1112 Imaginationland Episode III
1113 Guitar Queer-O
1114 The List
2008
1201 Tonsil Trouble
1202 Britney's New Look
1203 Major Boobage
I don't understand what the "S" sub-rating was for. Sure, the rotoscopers may have taken it a bit too far, but if you ask me, it is Proper Condom Use and Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset that deserve the rating.Overall, the greatest episode of all time. Period.
1204 Canada On Strike
1205 Eek, A Penis!
1206 Over Logging
NICE.
1207 Super Fun Time
Super random episode. The people who take the Pioneer Village hostage robbed a Burger King. WTF?
1208 The China Probrem
Seems offensive, but not really. I am Chinese, and I felt fine after watching it. Pretty good, especially the shooting bits.
1209 Breast Cancer Show Ever
Too much violence and gore for my taste. The underwear bit was nice.
1210 Pandemic
1211 Pandemic 2: The Startling
1212 About Last Night
1213 Elementary School Musical
1214 The Ungroundable
2009
1301 The Ring
Offensive to some, but should be okay. I just hope Mickey doesn't sue them for libel.
1302 The Coon
1303 Margaritaville
1304 Eat, Pray, Queef
1305 Fishsticks
Fishd!cks. Good one.
1306 Pinewood Derby
1307 Fatbeard
1308 Dead Celebrities
1309 Butters' Bottom Bitch
Pretty good for a SP episode. No steamy scenes, but the episode covers some very disturbing issues.
1310 WTF
Yes. WTF?
1311 Whale Whores
1312 The F Word
1313 Dances With Smurfs
1314 Pee
2010
New episodes air March 17 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Refugee #2 - YF4006K804TD
NOTE: IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE PARENTS TELEVISION COUNCIL (PTC), WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SAY MAY BE CONTRARY TO YOUR IDEAS OF RESPONSIBLE PARENTING. YOU ARE STRONGLY ENCOURAGED TO READ ON, THOUGH.
(This is a continuation of Crapping Issues #1, so I assume you have read that post.)
You have heard of the V-chip, the Family and Consumer Act of 2007, the $550 000 fine slapped on Viacom for the "Nipplegate" scandal (that I do not wish to elaborate). According to you PTC folks, these methods are effective at weeding out profanity among children. I have to agree. The V-chip, especially, is indeed quite effective. However, the answer does not lie in shielding our kids from this stuff. Instead, it is much more simple.
It is one of the most outrageous movies ever made. It holds a Guinness World Record for profanity in an animated film (a total of 399 swear words). Almost completely banned in the Islamic world and a lot of other places, this movie is NOT the answer - rather its hidden message. The movie, released in 1999, is called South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.
No, I do not recommend that you let your kids watch this. I have watched this and I really do not know what to think. Insanely funny, but there are bound to be a lot of people who will walk out in utter shock - how can a cartoon be so bad? Keep anyone below 12 away from this tape at all times. As an adult, though, go ahead and look through it. Pay attention to the plot - don't let the swear words piss you off so much that you stop the tape 15 minutes in - you won't learn anything.
Now go. Get a VHS or whatever and start watching.
I SAID GO.
GO, GODDAMMIT!
Done? Okay, good.
You may have noticed some rather interesting plot details. After our boys (carried forward from the TV show this movie is based on) sneak into a film that just happens to be just Canadian actors clocking 30 "f*ck"s per minute, their moms find out. And believe it or not, the group convinces the government to declare war on Canada. Overkill, really.
Go and watch the rest of the tape if you haven't already...
Done? Alrighty then.
As you have noticed, practically everything north of the Mexican border is being blasted to bits. War has broken out. And whose fault is it? The parents. One overenthusiastic parent goes at the source, but apparently Satan had something else on his mind. After that particular parent shoots the Canadian actors dead, he comes up and wrecks havoc.
Okay, I believe you may have gotten the hidden message. If not, compare it to one of the lines in the episode "Proper Condom Use":
Parents, it is your responsibility to teach your children right from wrong, not the broadcasters. They have their TV Parental Guidelines, and that should help. However, should they come across profanity or such, they will not know how to differentiate right from wrong if you do not teach them beforehand. Teach them right from wrong. That's all you can do.
Thank you and good luck.
(This is a continuation of Crapping Issues #1, so I assume you have read that post.)
You have heard of the V-chip, the Family and Consumer Act of 2007, the $550 000 fine slapped on Viacom for the "Nipplegate" scandal (that I do not wish to elaborate). According to you PTC folks, these methods are effective at weeding out profanity among children. I have to agree. The V-chip, especially, is indeed quite effective. However, the answer does not lie in shielding our kids from this stuff. Instead, it is much more simple.
It is one of the most outrageous movies ever made. It holds a Guinness World Record for profanity in an animated film (a total of 399 swear words). Almost completely banned in the Islamic world and a lot of other places, this movie is NOT the answer - rather its hidden message. The movie, released in 1999, is called South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.
No, I do not recommend that you let your kids watch this. I have watched this and I really do not know what to think. Insanely funny, but there are bound to be a lot of people who will walk out in utter shock - how can a cartoon be so bad? Keep anyone below 12 away from this tape at all times. As an adult, though, go ahead and look through it. Pay attention to the plot - don't let the swear words piss you off so much that you stop the tape 15 minutes in - you won't learn anything.
Now go. Get a VHS or whatever and start watching.
I SAID GO.
GO, GODDAMMIT!
Done? Okay, good.
You may have noticed some rather interesting plot details. After our boys (carried forward from the TV show this movie is based on) sneak into a film that just happens to be just Canadian actors clocking 30 "f*ck"s per minute, their moms find out. And believe it or not, the group convinces the government to declare war on Canada. Overkill, really.
Go and watch the rest of the tape if you haven't already...
Done? Alrighty then.
As you have noticed, practically everything north of the Mexican border is being blasted to bits. War has broken out. And whose fault is it? The parents. One overenthusiastic parent goes at the source, but apparently Satan had something else on his mind. After that particular parent shoots the Canadian actors dead, he comes up and wrecks havoc.
Okay, I believe you may have gotten the hidden message. If not, compare it to one of the lines in the episode "Proper Condom Use":
Parents, it is your responsibility to teach your children right from wrong, not the broadcasters. They have their TV Parental Guidelines, and that should help. However, should they come across profanity or such, they will not know how to differentiate right from wrong if you do not teach them beforehand. Teach them right from wrong. That's all you can do.
Thank you and good luck.
Refugee #1 - AZ0859U265HD
(I know this post is horribly screwed up so pardon me.)
Season 14 Of South Park begins in about two months from now. You may be thinking that I am completely out of my mind, being a fan of such a "morally repulsive" show. However, there is more to South Park than just MA-rated jokes. So before we start bullsh*tting each other on the C-Box which should be on your right, let me cut to the chase.
There is a reason each episode is made in 6 days. That includes brainstorming, scriptwriting, voicing, animation and having the staff bicker at each other over which texture to use for the curry Cartman made of the bones and meat of a 9th grader's parents. Sounds very rushed, yes. But this makes for quick response time. For example, as the 2008 elections were coming up, the crew decided to make an episode out of it. After Obama was declared the winner, a few final tweaks and barely 22 hours after Obama's victory speech, Episode 1212 - About Last Night premiered on the East Coast. And you've got to admit, it is one of the greatest episodes I've seen in a long time.
And before you accuse the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, of spreading false rumors about Obama, McCain, Palin and whoever was featured in the episode and making pornography freely available to the masses, let me get two things straight:
1. Nobody is spared in South Park. About Last Night is called political satire. None of this is supposed to be taken for real. Also, whether you're 85 seconds or 85 years old, drawing billions or hundreds of dollars a year, fat or thin, white, black, gay, straight, communist, capitalist, conservative, liberal, Canadian, Mexican, Chinese, Christian, Muslim, Mormon or whatever, you are not safe. So just laugh it off.
2. This is an animated show. And it's not even done with rotoscoping. Try making pornography with scissors, glue and construction paper. Tough, right?
If you've watched About Last Night, you will notice that the show presented some facts you may have overlooked. Did you notice the unusually brutal campaign and the resulting media coverage until you watched the show? New perspectives can be seen and these new perspectives may help you (how you want them to help is up to you). Current events are also touched upon - heavily. Like the Jonas Brothers concert that bombed at the box office in The Ring (1301), the Terri Schiavo case in Best Friends Forever (0904) and stem-cell research in Kenny Dies (0513).
I would like to touch upon the latter episode. Personally I'm in favor of stem-cell research, so this may be a bit biased, but to the opponents of stem-cell research, this research will benefit you in the long run. Why do we eat meat? To get adequate nutrition. If something can further improve your health without killing you, why not? Opponents of stem-cell research will say this method of research is cruel. Not as cruel as the million of animals slaughtered every year to meet our demands.
However, us proponents of stem-cell research must also be aware that there are people who take offence to thus form of research. Try not to piss them off too much.
Well, I've survived my first post.
Season 14 Of South Park begins in about two months from now. You may be thinking that I am completely out of my mind, being a fan of such a "morally repulsive" show. However, there is more to South Park than just MA-rated jokes. So before we start bullsh*tting each other on the C-Box which should be on your right, let me cut to the chase.
There is a reason each episode is made in 6 days. That includes brainstorming, scriptwriting, voicing, animation and having the staff bicker at each other over which texture to use for the curry Cartman made of the bones and meat of a 9th grader's parents. Sounds very rushed, yes. But this makes for quick response time. For example, as the 2008 elections were coming up, the crew decided to make an episode out of it. After Obama was declared the winner, a few final tweaks and barely 22 hours after Obama's victory speech, Episode 1212 - About Last Night premiered on the East Coast. And you've got to admit, it is one of the greatest episodes I've seen in a long time.
And before you accuse the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, of spreading false rumors about Obama, McCain, Palin and whoever was featured in the episode and making pornography freely available to the masses, let me get two things straight:
1. Nobody is spared in South Park. About Last Night is called political satire. None of this is supposed to be taken for real. Also, whether you're 85 seconds or 85 years old, drawing billions or hundreds of dollars a year, fat or thin, white, black, gay, straight, communist, capitalist, conservative, liberal, Canadian, Mexican, Chinese, Christian, Muslim, Mormon or whatever, you are not safe. So just laugh it off.
2. This is an animated show. And it's not even done with rotoscoping. Try making pornography with scissors, glue and construction paper. Tough, right?
If you've watched About Last Night, you will notice that the show presented some facts you may have overlooked. Did you notice the unusually brutal campaign and the resulting media coverage until you watched the show? New perspectives can be seen and these new perspectives may help you (how you want them to help is up to you). Current events are also touched upon - heavily. Like the Jonas Brothers concert that bombed at the box office in The Ring (1301), the Terri Schiavo case in Best Friends Forever (0904) and stem-cell research in Kenny Dies (0513).
I would like to touch upon the latter episode. Personally I'm in favor of stem-cell research, so this may be a bit biased, but to the opponents of stem-cell research, this research will benefit you in the long run. Why do we eat meat? To get adequate nutrition. If something can further improve your health without killing you, why not? Opponents of stem-cell research will say this method of research is cruel. Not as cruel as the million of animals slaughtered every year to meet our demands.
However, us proponents of stem-cell research must also be aware that there are people who take offence to thus form of research. Try not to piss them off too much.
Well, I've survived my first post.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
A Continuation of Random Crap #4
OK, so I assume that you have read the post 'Random Crap #4' in my main blog. As I mentioned, a rather offensive "quote" appeared about 15 minutes after the one in the main post. I do not have a picture of it, so I'll just give the "quote" as it is:
"Jean Louise Finch! Get off Calpurnia now! It's my turn!" (Atticus)
And just to prove that the "quote" was legit:
"Jean Louise Finch! Get off Calpurnia now! It's my turn!" (Atticus)
And just to prove that the "quote" was legit:
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