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1997

0101 Cartman Gets An Anal Probe

0102 Weight Gain 4000
Animation a bit weird, but all early SP episodes are. Pretty damn clean.

0103 Volcano

0104 Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

0105 An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig

0106 Death
Just random. I really don't know what to say.

0107 Pinkeye

0108 Starvin' Marvin

0109 Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo

1998

0110 Damien

0111 Tom's Rhinoplasty
Animation cleared up, similar to later seasons. Enjoyable. Quite clean in my opinion, though some of you may beg to differ.

0112 Mecha-Streisand

0113 Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut

0201 Terrance And Philip In Not Without My Anus

0202 Cartman's Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut

0203 Chickenlover

0204 Ike's Wee Wee
Not too bad as episodes go, though some portions are a bit confusing.

0205 Conjoined Fetus Lady

0206 The Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka

0207 City On The Edge Of Forever
One word: RANDOM. Bus ride + Flashbacks + Ice cream + Double dreams = 22 minutes of flying construction paper.

0208 Summer Sucks

0209 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

0210 Chickenpox
Nice. Graphics may be slightly offensive.

0211 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods

0212 Clubhouses

0213 Cow Days

0214 Chef Aid

0215 Spookyfish

0216 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson

0217 Gnomes

1999

0218 Prehistoric Ice Man

0301 Rainforest Schmainforest
The greatest episode before 2000. Period.

0302 Spontaneous Combustion

0303 The Succumbus

0304 Jackovasaurus

0305 Tweek Vs Craig

0306 Sexual Harassment Panda

0307 Cat Orgy
What the sh*t?

0308 Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub

0309 Jewbilee

0310 Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

0311 Chinpokomon

0312 Hooked On Monkey Fonics

0313 Starvin' Marvin In Space

0314 The Red Badge Of Gayness

0315 Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

0316 Are You There God It's Me Jesus

2000

0317 Worldwide Recorder Concert

0401 The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000

0402 Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

0403 Timmy 2000

0404 Quintuplets 2000

0405 Cartman Joins NAMBLA

0406 Cherokee Hair Tampons

0407 Chef Goes Nanners
A pretty good episode. The way Chef fights a symbol of the time when the Negros were not free is interesting. The subplot is EPIC RANDOM.

0408 Fingerbang

0409 Do The Handicapped Go To Hell?

0410 Probably

0411 4th Grade

0412 Trapper Keeper

0413 Helen Keller: The Musical

0414 Pip
Lame. I'd rather read the novel.

0415 Fat Camp

0416 The Wacky Molestation Adventure

0417 A Very Crappy Christmas

2001

0501 It Hits The Fan
Nice. Just nice. 161 uncensored "sh*t"s (not the quoted 162 - sh*t #149 was added by mistake) in 22 minutes.

0502 Cripple Fight

0503 Super Best Friends

0504 Scott Tenorman Must Die

0505 Behind The Blow

0506 Cartmanland

0507 Proper Condom Use
Shocking. Just shocking. I still cannot get over this episode - almost as extreme as Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset and much more explicit than your regular soft porn video. (Not to say I watch soft porn.)

0508 Towelie

0509 Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

0510 How To Eat With Your Butt

0511 The Entity

0512 Here Comes The Neighbourhood

0513 Kenny Dies
Brilliant how they attack stem-cell bans. I have to agree with this episode - not that we should make Shakey's out of stem cells, but that for all the ills it brings, it can benefit us in the long run. Not very disturbing.

0514 Butters' Very Own Episode
Combine a gay bathhouse, a hypochondriac mother and that Butters-thingy character, and you get this. Pretty damn explicit. Not too bad though.

2002

0601 Jared Has Aides

0602 Asspen

0603 Freak Strike

0604 Fun With Veal

0605 The New Terrance & Philip Movie Trailer

0606 Professor Chaos

0607 Simpsons Already Did It

0608 Red Hot Catholic Love
O...kay. What the hell am I supposed to say... hm... apart from it being extremely graphic and offensive... hm...

0609 Free Hat

0610 Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Nice. Bloody scenes included.

0611 Child Abduction Is Not Funny

0612 A Ladder To Heaven

0613 The Return Of The Fellowship Of The Ring To The Two Towers
A chilling example of how childhood innocence can backfire - horribly. Adult talk, but no gore.

0614 The Death Camp Of Tolerance

0615 The Biggest Douche In The Universe

0616 My Future Self N' Me

0617 Red Sleigh Down
Not bad. Arabs, take note: you may find this slightly offensive.

2003

0701 Cancelled

0702 Krazy Kripples

0703 Toilet Paper

0704 I'm A Little Bit Country

0705 Fat Butt And Pancake Head

0706 Lil' Crime Stoppers

0707 Red Man's Greed

0708 South Park Is Gay!
OK, somebody explain this episode to me. Metrosexuals, then crab people, then a bunch of housewives on a killing spree. What the hell is going on?

0709 Christian Rock Hard

0710 Grey Dawn

0711 Casa Bonita

0712 All About The Mormons?

0713 Butt Out

0714 Raisins
Pedophiles, take note. This should keep you going for quite a while. Rather obscene. Plot was OK.

0715 It's Christmas In Canada

2004

0801 Good Times With Weapons

0802 Up The Down Steroid

0803 The Passion Of The Jew

0804 You Got F'd In The A
This episode makes the rest of the season 8A episodes look like crap. Really damn good.

0805 AWESOME-O
Seriously, what the f*ck?

0806 The Jeffersons

0807 Goobacks

0808 Douche And Turd

0809 Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

0810 Pre-School

0811 Quest For Ratings
Interesting how the creators can turn a lack of ideas into a great one. One of the greatest I have seen so far. Some disturbing scenes, but not really much to affect the episode.

0812 Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
The plot was great. When I watched it though, I found much of the episode (especially the graphics) rather, how should I say it, disturbing. A pink tube top that is probably 1" thick at best is a bit extreme in my opinion. Pedophiles, take note. If not for the visuals, this episode would be a winner.

0813 Cartman's Incredible Gift

0814 Woodland Critter Christmas

2005

0901 Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

0902 Die Hippie, Die

0903 Wing

0904 Best Friends Forever

0905 The Losing Edge
Very interesting episode. 100% crystal clean.

0906 The Death Of Eric Cartman

0907 Erection Day
Quite disturbing. The plot is OK.

0908 Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
Kind of makes you want to reflect the next time you buy that $29.99 bike down at K-Mart. Clean.

0909 Marjorine
Interesting for a start. Blood and gore complimentary.

0910 Follow That Egg!
The subplot is pretty good. Expect guns, but no gore.

0911 Ginger Kids
Though not a ginger, I still find the beginning rather offensive. Alright.

0912 Trapped In the Closet

0913 Free Willyzx

0914 Bloody Mary

2006

1001 The Return Of Chef

1002 Smug Alert!

1003 Cartoon Wars Part I

1004 Cartoon Wars Part II

1005 A Million Little Fibers

1006 Manbearpig

1007 Tsst

1008 Make Love Not Warcraft
Two words: UBER PWNAGE. 

1009 The Mystery Of The Urinal Deuce

1010 Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy

1011 Hell On Earth 2006

1012 Go God Go

1013 Go God Go XII

1014 Stanley's Cup

2007

1101 With Apologies To Jesse Jackson

1102 Cartman Sucks

1103 Lice Capades

1104 The Snuke

1105 Fantastic Easter Special

1106 D-Yikes!
I... really... don't... know... what... to... say.
Mexicans - good, clean fun.
Persians - dumb, lame, graphic, offensive.

1107 Night Of The Living Homeless

1108 Le Petit Tourette

1109 More Crap

1110 Imaginationland Episode I

1111 Imaginationland Episode II

1112 Imaginationland Episode III

1113 Guitar Queer-O

1114 The List

2008

1201 Tonsil Trouble

1202 Britney's New Look

1203 Major Boobage
I don't understand what the "S" sub-rating was for. Sure, the rotoscopers may have taken it a bit too far, but if you ask me, it is Proper Condom Use and Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset that deserve the rating.Overall, the greatest episode of all time. Period.

1204 Canada On Strike

1205 Eek, A Penis!

1206 Over Logging
NICE.

1207 Super Fun Time
Super random episode. The people who take the Pioneer Village hostage robbed a Burger King. WTF?

1208 The China Probrem
Seems offensive, but not really. I am Chinese, and I felt fine after watching it. Pretty good, especially the shooting bits.

1209 Breast Cancer Show Ever
Too much violence and gore for my taste. The underwear bit was nice.

1210 Pandemic

1211 Pandemic 2: The Startling

1212 About Last Night

1213 Elementary School Musical

1214 The Ungroundable

2009

1301 The Ring
Offensive to some, but should be okay. I just hope Mickey doesn't sue them for libel.

1302 The Coon

1303 Margaritaville

1304 Eat, Pray, Queef

1305 Fishsticks
Fishd!cks. Good one.

1306 Pinewood Derby

1307 Fatbeard

1308 Dead Celebrities

1309 Butters' Bottom Bitch
Pretty good for a SP episode. No steamy scenes, but the episode covers some very disturbing issues.

1310 WTF
Yes. WTF?

1311 Whale Whores

1312 The F Word

1313 Dances With Smurfs

1314 Pee

2010

New episodes air March 17 2010